i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Randomize
