I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
where are my eyebrows?
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