Barsexuality is the new black.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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