omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
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DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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