Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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