i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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