Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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