And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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