I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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