I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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