Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
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