I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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