quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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