i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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