you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
It was confusing and full of hummus
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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