if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
What a fucking waste of an outfit
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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