It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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