Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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