I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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