At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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