i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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