i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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