remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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