Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
