they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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