i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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