he thought i was a dude.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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