He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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