i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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