margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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