There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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