I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
