I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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