It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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