did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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