I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Someone came in the potted fern
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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