her vagine was all disorganized.
where am i from again
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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