This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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