The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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