it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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