You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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