Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
COCAINE IS GR8
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
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