i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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