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(847): View more from Illinois

eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea

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(330): View more from Ohio

It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Some one left their pants in the elevator.

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(702): View more from Nevada

And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.

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(706): View more from Georgia

Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.

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(404): View more from Georgia

All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"

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(605): View more from South Dakota

i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.

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