Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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