You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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