I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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