absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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