Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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