This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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