I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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