You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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