He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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