Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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