'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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