As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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