I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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